Where The Wild Things Aren’t

I won’t exactly say I was looking forward to seeing this. More so than Avatar? Yes, but as previously mentioned, that’s not hard. I was in love with the trailer like so many others were but I’ve also come to realise that I’m a bigger fan of trailers these days than movies. Go figure. Either way this movie left me so cold I wanted to crawl away to my own imaginary land and stay there until the storm of woe-is-me had passed.

Shitty kid meets dysfunctional, depressing monsters and teaches them to…well…nothing. He makes their lives as shitty as he made his mother’s and then returns home in time for chocolate cake.

This gets 2 cool wolf pyjama points out of 5 (would have been 1 but the monsters looked incredible).